11-09-04/2:06 PM

dear slim,

the important things in my life are as follows:
- def jam: fight for ny
- felicity season 1 box set
- waking up without an alarm clock with my kittens in bed with me
- being a sexual creature of the night
- miracle whip
- fluttery feel-goodness from the ten million (a tad over-exagerated) crushes i am/already have developed.

HOWEVER,

these are some things i know you in all your royal rap majesty would shake your head at and probably say something along the lines of, "oh, katie":

- using xzibit/method man/ice-t/the rest of the gang as a crutch to take my frustrations out on, thus, not leaving my house for 8 hour periods. give or take. more give than take.
- getting so fagged out about a television series and it's (not really at all) similarities to my own life that i have entire dream-episodes all to myself substituting all fictional chracters with real-life ones and waking up REALLY FUCKING CONFUSED becos erik IS NOT going to cleveland (which ISN'T in maine), and you DO NOT have some cosmic score to settle. also not leaving house for 5 hour periods at a time.
- nothing is wrong with my kittens, slim.
- 2 hours of sleep causing me to nearly rip apart my discman in thinking IT IS where the alarm clock noises are coming from .. .. . . ... then ripping the batteries out my clock instead of hitting THE ONLY BUTTON ON IT to shut it off.
- sandwich addiction.
- developing the lonliness that ensues along with the confusion of having ten million crushes, EXPONENTIALLY.

look em,
i'm gonna be fine. i just thought we should be honest and fourth-right with each other, kinda like you and dre.

cool.
say "hi" to haley-jo for me.

your b.f.f.f.l.,

k$