09-09-04/5:20 PM

i spent the wonderful hours between 10 pm and 6am in the emergency room on tuesday.

that's 8 hours for you math retards.

becos my right hand swelled up to the size of a freaking watermelon and i couldn't move that shit and cried when i did becos oh boy did it hurt.

cos the cat bit me when we shoved it into a travel box.

the cat was crazy.

we got rid of the cat.

we are going to get kittens.

who will be the RIGHT kind of crazy.

not hiding-under-you-shoe-rack-jumps-out-and-attacks-you-at-6am crazy.

today was my 2nd day off work becos without my right hand what am i supposed to cook and chop with? my idiot left hand? i don't think so. i slept in and made french toast in my underpants.

shit was heavy.