09-04-04/1:19 PM

how's my new apartment that doesn't ever seem to overheat in the past 2 days of hot?

awesome!

i am sort of digging not having a telephone.

i feel like a movie star gone recluse as a result from the stresses of the business and an unfalteringly unhealthy love for fast women and slow cars. and cocaine.

but i also have to get a telephone so i can speak to everybody who has also just moved once they get telephones.

last night i was locked out of new apartment becos my drunk ass decided keys didn't fit in my really booty shorts.

so after throwing rocks at our windows and ringing the bell for a long while i realized mikhail had pulled a drunk passout n' i walked to margarita's -

now 3 minutes away

- to throw rocks at HER window 'till she let me in and made me a peanut butter & jelly sandwich & set me up on the couch in her enclosed porch.

so i cooked her n' tyler brekfast.

last night i scotch-taped flowers to a mickey of jd n' gave them to you n' you told me it was the best present anybody ever gave you,

n' you picked me up & hugged me & kissed my neck & my cheek & i came to a complacently regretful conclusion that you were never really untouchable it was just bad timing becos now you're moving home and we can't do it.

my bike tire got a tack in it,

that shit is flat,

it's being fixed,

it's probably fixed by now ...

i'm at the library picking out name's for a cat from baby name books ..

is that gay?

awesome.